CSS-only Responsive Planetarium

Change (drag) your browser window width to animate the planets *

* obviously a binary animation on mobile (or none on square displays), planets nor motions to scale nor realistic

Proof of the interchangeability of temporal and spatial dimensions.

This should have been something like

left: calc(sin(100deg * 1.5 * 10vw));
however (for better or worse) CSS doesn't support unit conversions, therefore a monstruous ladder of media queries supports this.